Jamie Hook: Skull Rock

Jamie Hook was sweating. She had been fighting a duel with her nemesis Peter Pan inside of Skull Rock, and the boy who never grows up had tricked her into walking right off the edge of a cliff. The frantic pirate girl had just barely managed to embed her hook in the cliffside before she fell, and she now hung precariously several feet above the water. Peter flew down to the cliff top and looked down upon Jamie; it was time to have some fun!

"Well, well!" Peter chuckled, "A codfish on a hook!"

The proud Jamie Hook burst into tears of frustration and humiliation. Peter had been making a fool of her all throughout their fight, and this remark was the last straw. "I'll get you for this, Pan!" she shouted as she shook her fist in the air, tears streaming down her reddened cheeks, "If it's the last thing I do!"

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock....

The grin on Peter's face widened when he heard that sound - things just got even better! "I say, Jamie!" he said as he playfully cupped a hand to his ear, "Do you hear something?"

"No!" Jamie exclaimed, unable to believe what she was hearing. Slowly turning her head down toward the water, she then screamed "NO!" She saw the crocodile's eyes sticking out of the water as he drew closer beneath her, until the giant reptile's full head burst out, a wide open grin of delight and hunger on his face as he saw Jamie Hook dangling and wiggling above him like bait! He immediately jumped up at her, jaws opening wide.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Jamie screamed in terror, kicking her legs in the air wildly in desperate hopes of avoiding the nearing jaws of the crocodile.

SNAP! In one great chomp, the crocodile bit down on the hem of Jamie's scarlet coat and ripped it clean from her. Landing back in the water with a splash, the crocodile grinned as he loudly smacked his jaws while chewing the fabric up, his eyes fixed up on Jamie as he did. Then with a loud gulp, he swallowed the clothing and began licking his chops at the heavenly taste left behind by the girl who wore it.

"Oh Mr. Crocodile," Peter called down in a playful tone, "Do you like codfish?"

Knowing that he was referring to Jamie, the crocodile began nodding his head excitedly as he got into begging position, his tail wagging behind him as if he was an overgrown puppy.

"You DO?" Peter replied in exaggerated enthusiasm, bending a leg behind him.

From her hidden spot on the ledge, Wendy Darling let out a gasp. Gaping in wide-eyed horror, she fell backward a little with a hand on her cheek. "Oh Peter, no!" she cried, her tone of voice full of scolding disapproval. Evil or not, Jamie Hook was a lady, and should not have to endure this kind of pain and humiliation!

Jamie, meanwhile, desperately kicked her legs through the air and tried to climb up the side of the cliff, but it wasn't even halfway over for her, as the hungry crocodile leaped back up at her for another taste. SNAP! This time, the beast's jaws clamped down upon the seat of Jamie's pants and as he went down, so did they. The pants stopped sliding at her feet, the crocodile now hanging from them in mid-air. Feeling humiliated, Jamie reached down to grab her pants and pull them back up.

This would prove to be her undoing, as the intense strain of this action made her hook slide downward through the rock, and then broke loose from it altogether. With nothing holding her in place, Jamie felt a brief moment of weightlessness before plummeting like a stone, screaming in terror all the way down. "NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

The crocodile, who had landed in the water first, promptly opened his jaws wide and the screaming teenager fell right into his awaiting mouth. SNAP! The thunderclap of the beast's hungry jaws closed and his large scaly head disappeared beneath the briny depths with a loud splash.

Wendy stared down at the water in wide-eyed shock, hardly able to believe that she'd just seen a girl get eaten alive. "Oh, how dreadful!" she sobbed, turning her head and burying her face in her arms.

With a loud gulp, the crocodile swallowed his prey whole, grinning as the girl's codfishy taste of traveled down his throat. Jamie now found herself living out her worst nightmare: trapped in the dark and squishy insides of the crocodile's stomach. Tears filled her eyes as blind panic overtook her, and she scrambled to make her way back up the beast's gullet.

The air was quiet for a brief moment until the crocodile's head suddenly reemerged. The jaws were pried open to reveal Jamie still in his mouth, her black hair disheveled and most of her stylish clothing ripped and partially digested from being inside the beast's belly. Lifting her head up, the terrified young woman screamed as hard as she could at the top of her lungs: "SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Smee was already scrambling to his rowboat. “D-don't worry, Miss Jamie! Stay right there now, m'am!" he stammered, "I'll save you, m'am!"

Jamie managed to get a foothold in on the ends of each of the crocodile's jaws, so she was able to climb up, standing precariously over the eager gullet. She stretched her long legs out to prevent the crocodile from closing his jaws on her, as he was currently trying to do. Soon, the beast's strength won out and he snapped his jaws shut, but Jamie managed to stay standing. The crocodile repeated the motion, hoping to make Jamie lose her footing. '''SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!''' But the pirate girl was resilient enough to maintain her pose. As she was being endlessly scizzored around by the relentless snapping jaws of the crocodile, an increasingly frightened Jamie put her hands around her mouth and called out to her henchman once more. "SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

But Smee's clumsiness was delaying him, as he had a hard time getting into his boat, and it almost left without him! Jamie's feet couldn't hold out and she lost her footing. The villainess soon found herself in the crocodile's mouth again, standing unsteadily on the quivering tongue which rippled beneath her feet.

Frantically, she pressed her hands up on his top jaw as it attempted to close down on her, pushing it upward instead. As she did, Jamie slowly inched her way towards the end of his jaws in an attempt to jump out of the reptile's maw. The crocodile couldn't help but grin at this, he admired this girl's pluck. This wasn't going to stop him though in ultimately swallowing her whole. SNAP! With one great chomp, the crocodile bit down on Jamie's foot and tore the boot and sock straight from it. Peter laughed loudly at this, while Wendy gasped in horror and buried her eyes in her hands.

Jamie let out a loud shriek as she jumped clear into the air, clutching at her bare foot, which throbbed painfully. She unfortunately landed headfirst in the crocodile's waiting mouth with a wet plop, but Jamie luckily managed to spread her legs apart to prevent herself from being swallowed whole. The villainess moaned pathetically as she found herself pressed uncomfortably against the large slimy tongue while the crocodile sank beneath the murky depths. The crocodile, pleased with having his prey right where he wanted it, began to slide the top of his tongue against Jamie's body. It moved down her backside, bare leg and bare foot multiple times, with the crocodile's tail actually wagging as he tasted the pirate girl's flesh.

The two adversaries soon reemerged with a half-naked Jamie Hook standing upside down over the crocodile's jaws who was still overly keen on swallowing her. She attempted to push herself off and make a jump for it. The crocodile, found this rather annoying, raised his tail and slapped her hand. Jamie yelped in pain as she was flung out into the air, arms flailing wildly. The crocodile jumped after her, eagerly snapping his jaws at her as he did. '''SNAP! SNAP!''' There was a splash, and then both beast and girl resurfaced right next to Smee's rowboat. Jamie's eyes widened in shock as she realized that she was now on top of the crocodile's snout. The crocodile was thus looking right at her, and he gave Jamie a wide, devious smile. "M-Miss Jamie! Miss Jamie!" Smee shouted as he saw his captain's half-naked daughter pass.

The stress of the situation overcoming her, Jamie burst into tears, all thoughts of dignity forgotten. '''“SMEE! SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”''' the frightened girl cried as she ran off the crocodile's snout, her bare foot slapping wetly across it's scaly body, and then made a desperate jump for the boat as she came to the tail. Smee threw out his arms, hoping to catch his beloved captain's daughter when she landed. Then suddenly, the crocodile popped his head up from the water and pushed the rowboat back with his claw. He opened up his mouth and Jamie ended up landing in it. SNAP! The beast's jaws closed triumphantly. But just as he was beginning to enjoy his tasty treat, Smee lifted his oar over his head and yelled "Give her back!"

He slammed the oar downward....and just then, a panicking Jamie pried the croc's jaws open and screamed '''"SMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" WHAM!''' In almost comedic fashion, the oar hit Jamie squarely on the head, and the force of the blow sent both her and the crocodile down to the bottom of the briny depths. Shrugging off the cranial injury, Jamie swam back up to the surface and, in an act fueled by pure adrenaline, leaped onto boat. Seeing this, Smee immediately began rowing toward a small opening that served as an exit from the cave. "ROW FOR THE SHIP!" Jamie hysterically shouted. "ROW FOR THE SHI-!"

THUD! Jamie had been standing up in the boat, and so as it passed through the opening, her head accidentally hit the cavern wall and she fell with a splash back into the water. Peter whistled to the crocodile and shouted "the codfish is back in the water, Mr. Crocodile! Go get her!"

"PETER!" Wendy shouted, sounding completely aghast at the boy's behavior. When he'd told her to "stay here and watch the fun", this was not the kind of "fun" Wendy had in mind! She did not at all approve of him being so mean to his female nemesis and encouraging the crocodile to eat her alive!

The crocodile was delighted to see this perfect opportunity to get his meal, and he quickly began swimming toward Jamie. The dizzy young villainess lifted her head up above the water. Her thick, wet hair was covering her face, so she parted it with her hands in order to see. To her horror, what she saw was the crocodile coming right at her!

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!" Jamie shrieked as the jaws snapped inches from her face, and she immediately began frantically swimming toward the cave’s entrance. But just as she reached it, a wave swelled up for, under her and she ended up slamming her head into the wall once again.

The crocodile made a jump for the evil girl, and ended up slamming right into her bare rump so hard that the cavern wall broke apart. Now on the other side, Jamie began swimming for her life, screaming and calling after her henchman up ahead.

"SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

The crocodile was hot on her heels, swimming and snapping his jaws hungrily, unwilling to stop until he got her back inside his stomach.