User blog:TickTockCroc/Lovrina

"Good form, Naps?" Lovrina said to her brother with a wide, forced smile on her face, her teeth gritting together as she finished her question. Then she jumped up from her seat and screamed "BLAST GOOD FORM! Like, Pan SO didn't show good form to me in our first battle, did he!?"

"N-now now, sis!" Naps stammered as he took several steps backward, "Cutting off your clothes was just a childish prank, you might say!"

"Oh, but throwing it to that crocodile!" Lovrina retorted. The moment the word was out of her mouth, the pink-haired teenager's whole body began involuntarily shaking, the angry expression on her face giving way to a look of fear. "Th-that beast SO liked the t-taste of me so well, he's SO been f-following me ever since!" Her voice then broke into a sob. "L-licking his chops for the rest of me!"

Lovrina buried her face in her hands as she collapsed onto a chair by the side of the ship's deck, overwhelmed by the very thought of that massive reptilian hungering for her flesh. "And he'd have had you by now, I'd wager, if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock." Naps remarked, "Now he warns you when he's coming, with his tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...

Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock...

Naps trailed off as the actual sound of a clock could be heard. Lovrina's eyes widened in fear, her twin tails twitching in rhythm to the sound. Slowly, she turned her head to look over the side of the deck, and what she was made her eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets. There in the ocean water were two large reptilian eyes, and then the head of the crocodile they were attached to surfaced as well, a grin on his face as he glanced up and saw Lovrina up on the ship.

Lovrina began to quiver again as the gargantuan, over 30 feet long crocodile climbed up upon a rock jutting out of the water. His grin widened and he flashed her a wink as he began rubbing his belly and licking his chops, making his intentions toward her all too clear. "Naaaaps...." Lovrina whimpered, "Naaaaaaaaaaaps..."

And then all of a sudden Lovrina screamed at the top of her lungs. "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!!" Leaping from the chair and into her brother's arms, Lovrina began to yell "SAVE ME, NAPS! SAVE ME! OH, DON'T LET HIM GET ME! DON'T LET HIM GET ME, NAPS! NAPS!!!"

After dropping his sister on the ground, Naps walked over to the side of the ship and looked at the crocodile down below, who was now standing upright in a begging position like a dog, his tongue hanging out of his mouth and panting in between excited chomps at the air. "Hey now, no scaring my sister like that!" Naps scolded, "There'll be no handouts today! Shoo now, shoo! Go on, get outta here!"

Frowning in disappointment, the crocodile climbed off the rock and swam away. Lovrina was still on the floor of the ship deck, quivering uncontrollably as she stammered "I-i-is he g-gone, Naps?" When Naps replied in the affirmative, Lovrina struggled to get to her feet as tears began to stream down her face. "I-I SO can't stand it anymore, Naps! I c-can't!" the young villainess sobbed. "I SO shouldn't have to live my life like this! Oh, I'm too smart and beautiful to get eaten alive!!!"

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The sound of metal clashing filled the cavern of Skull Rock as Peter Pan valiantly crossed blades with Lovrina atop a high cliff. Wendy, Peter's delicate friend from England, was sitting atop a high ledge, hidden from sight by shadows. Distraught by watching this perilous duel, she covered her eyes as the weapons were slung, only to peek between her fingers moments later out of an irresistible sense of curiosity. Naps stood by his rowboat, cheering his sister on. "Give it to him, Lovrina! Cleave him to the brisket!"

Lovrina was trying her best to do just that, but Peter kept dodging her attacks and taunting her. Flying behind her after one missed blow, the mischievous Peter pulled on both Lovrina's ponytails and wrapped them around her, tying her up. This was only momentary, as the furious girl untangled herself and slammed her sword down on Peter's dagger so hard that Peter almost fell to the ground. Peter began backing away from Lovrina, who continued stepping forward, her blade still touching Peter's. She smirked triumphantly and smugly declared "I've SO got ya now, Peter Pan!"

Suddenly, Peter smiled and pulled his dagger back, opting instead to point downward. Lovrina looked at him curiously and then glanced down, seeing only water....and then she gasped in horror as it hit her that she had walked right off the cliff and was now standing in mid-air! And while Peter Pan could fly, Lovrina could not!

Screaming, Lovrina began to fall, her sword dropping from her hand as she did. Flailing in the air madly, the criminal girl just barely managed to activate a rope and mountain pick utility from her wristband. The pick buried itself into the rock of the very top of the cliff. Lovrina now hung on for dear life from the rope attachment, several dozen feet above the water.

Peter flew back on top of the cliff and sheathed his dagger, knowing the battle to be won. Now it was time to have some fun at his enemy's expense! "Well, well!" he chuckled as he looked down upon Lovrina, "A butterfly fish on a hook!"

Upon hearing this derogatory remark from her hated nemesis, Lovrina felt so frustrated and humiliated that she burst into tears. She wildly shook her fist and yelled through her sobs "I'll SO get you for this, Pan!  If it's, like, the last thing I do!"

Suddenly, the silent cave began to be filled with a new sound. Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock, Tick Tock.....

Peter's face broke into a wide grin as he heard this, knowing who it was and what he was here for. He put a hand to his ear and teasingly asked "I say, Lovrina.....do you hear something?"

"No!" Lovrina yelped. Glancing downward at the water, Lovrina repeated "NO!" and began shaking all over.

A pair of reptilian eyes were sticking out of the water and coming closer, the tick-tock sound growing louder as they did. Then finally, the crocodile's whole head burst out into view. The crocodile smiled in pure delight at the sight of Lovrina dangling and wiggling from a rope like bait. And then, without delay, he jumped up out of the water and straight at Lovrina, his jaws opening wide.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Lovrina shrieked at the top of her lungs.

SNAP!  The crocodile bit down on the end of Lovrina's miniskirt, and with a ripping noise, it was torn clean off. There was a splash as the crocodile landed back down in the water, Lovrina's miniskirt in his jaws. With a satisfied smile, the crocodile began chewing the fabric, loudly smacking his lips and looking back up at Lovrina as he did. Finally the beast swallowed the clothing, making a large gulping sound as it travelled down his throat, and licked his chops in pleasure at the taste left behind by the girl who wore it.

"Oh Mr. Crocodile," Peter playfully called out from atop the cliff, "Do you like butterfly fish?"  Having heard Peter call Lovrina that when he came in, the crocodile's smile widened and his tail actually began to wag as he began excitedly nodding his head in response. "You do?" Peter replied, stepping backward and lifting a foot in the air, almost as if to deliver a good kick to the mountain pick embedded in the rock before him.

From her spot on the ledge, Wendy's eyes widened, her mouth agape in shock. "Oh Peter, no!" she cried in horror and disapproval. This was NOT how to treat a girl, evil or not!

Lovrina, meanwhile, had managed to kick her legs through the air until her feet touched the cliffside and she desperately attempted to climb the rope up. But before she could make it, the crocodile then jumped up for another bite. SNAP!  This time the beast's jaws clamped down upon the seat of Lovrina's pants and as he went down, so did they. The shorts stopped sliding at Lovrina's feet, the crocodile now hanging from them in mid-air, and the girl's panties were exposed. Peter stuck his fingers in his mouth and let out a wolf whistle before doubling off with laughter. Blushing bright red, Lovrina reached down with her free hand and attempted to pull her shorts back up.

This was a grave mistake, as the strain made by her body performing this action shook the mountain pick at the rope's end. It slid downward through the rock and then broke lose from it altogether. With nothing holding her in place, Lovrina plummeted like a stone, screaming all the way down. The crocodile immediately opened his jaws up wide and the girl fell right into his awaiting mouth. SNAP!  The reptile's jaws closed and his head disappeared beneath the water with a splash.

Wendy stared down at the water in wide-eyed shock, hardly able to believe that she'd just seen a girl get eaten alive. "Oh, how dreadful!" she sobbed, turning her head and burying her face in her arms.

With a loud gulp, the crocodile swallowed his prey whole, grinning as the girl's butterfly fish-like taste of traveled down his throat. Lovrina now found herself living out her worst nightmare: trapped in the dark and squishy insides of the crocodile's stomach. Tears filled her eyes as blind panic overtook her, and she scrambled to make her way back up the beast's gullet.

All was quiet for a few seconds. And then another splash occurred as the crocodile's head reemerged. Lovrina was still in his mouth, hair disheveled and half of her clothing in tatters, and was holding his jaws apart with her hands. Lifting her head up, the girl screamed as hard as she could: '''"NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!!" ''' Naps was already scrambling to his rowboat. "D-don't worry, sis! Stay right there now!" he stammered, "I'll save you, sis!"

Lovrina managed to get a foothold in on the ends of each of the crocodile's jaws, so she was able to climb up. She stretched her long legs out to prevent the crocodile from closing his jaws on her, as he was currently trying to do. The croc's tongue curled inward toward his mouth, as if insisting Lovrina come on in. Soon, the beast's strength won out and he snapped his jaws shut, but Lovrina managed to stay standing. The crocodile repeated the motion, hoping to make Lovrina lose her footing. '''SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!'''  As she was being endlessly scizzored by the snapping jaws of the crocodile, Lovrina put her hands around her mouth and called out to her brother once more. "NAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!! NAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!!"

But Naps' clumsiness was delaying him, as he had a hard time getting into the boat, and then he almost began rowing while leaving the actual oars behind! Lovrina's feet couldn't hold out and she lost her footing. The villainess found herself in the crocodile's mouth again. Frantically, she pressed her hands up on his top jaw as it attempted to close down on her, pushing it upward instead. As she did, Lovrina attempted to step out of the reptile's maw. The crocodile couldn't help but grin at this, he admired this girl's pluck. This wasn't going to stop him though, and he slammed his top jaw down right on Lovrina's foot. SNAP! Lovrina yelped in pain as her foot slid right out of her boot and she shot upward into the air, clutching her bare foot in hopes of soothing the soreness. And then she fell, upside-down, right into the hungry crocodile's mouth yet again. Luckily, her stretched-out legs and feet prevented her from being swallowed.

At this point, Naps had finally begun rowing his boat furiously to come to his big sister's aid. Lovrina, still upside down and even more of her clothes torn off, attempted to push herself up and out of the croc's mouth with her arms. But the crocodile, finding this annoying, raised his tail and slapped his bottom jaw with it. The impact of this flung Lovrina out and into the air, arms flailing wildly. The crocodile jumped after her, snapping his jaws at her as he did. '''SNAP! SNAP!'''  There was a splash, and then both beast and girl resurfaced right next to Naps' rowboat. Lovrina's eyes widened in shock as she realized that she was now on top of the crocodile's snout. The crocodile was thus looking right at her, and he gave her a wide, devious smile. "L-Lovrina!" Naps shouted as he saw his half-naked sister pass.

"NAPS! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!!" the frightened Lovrina cried as she jumped to her bare feet and ran off the crocodile's snout, across it's scaly body, and then made a jump for the boat as she came to the tail. Naps threw out his arms, hoping to catch his sister when she landed. Then suddenly, the crocodile popped up from the water and pushed the rowboat back with his claw. He opened up his mouth and Lovrina ended up landing in it.  SNAP! The beast's jaws closed triumphantly. But just as he was beginning to enjoy his tasty treat, Naps lifted an oar over his head and yelled "Give her back!"

He slammed the oar downward....and just then, Lovrina pried the croc's jaws open and screamed '''"NAAAAAAAPS!" WHAM!''' Naps' oar hit Lovrina right on the head, and the force of the blow sent both her and the crocodile down to the bottom of the ocean.

Shrugging off the cranial injury, Lovrina swam back up to the surface and jumped onto the boat. Seeing this, Naps immediately began rowing backward, toward a small opening that served as an exit from the cave. "Row for the ship!" Lovrina shouted at her brother. "Row for the sh-!"

THUD!  Lovrina had been standing up in the boat, and so as it passed through the opening, she instead hit the cavern wall and fell with a splash back into the water. Peter whistled to the crocodile and shouted "the butterfly fish is back in the water, Mr. Crocodile! Go get her!"

"PETER!" Wendy shouted, sounding completely aghast at the boy's behavior. When he'd told her to "stay here and watch the fun", this was not the kind of "fun" Wendy had in mind! She did not at all approve of him being so mean to his female nemesis and encouraging the crocodile to eat her alive!

The crocodile was delighted to see this perfect opportunity to get his meal, and he quickly began swimming toward Lovrina. The villainess lifted her head up above the water. Her thick, wet ponytails were covering her face, so she parted them with her hands in order to see. To her horror, what she saw was the crocodile coming right at her! "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!" she shrieked, and immediately swam to the opening. But just as she reached it, a wave swelled up under her and she ended up hitting the wall once again.

The crocodile made a jump for the evil girl, and ended up slamming right into her so hard that the cavern wall broke apart. Now on the other side, Lovrina began swimming for her life, screaming and calling after her brother up ahead. "NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS!!!"  The crocodile was hot on her heels, swimming and snapping his jaws hungrily.